oddballing...
May 19
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Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
- Tumblr will remain independent
- Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
- The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
- There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
- The terms and conditions will remain the same
- Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
- ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg
(via geekygingerbread)
rochejii:
I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER
(via zigzaton)
kiwadraws:
»»>SPEEDPAINT««<
time: 1 hour and 17 minutes x_x
i´m supposed to be either studying or drawing things…but not this ;_____; damn…
(via geekygingerbread)
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
(via stormofthunder)
[video]
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QUESTIONS NOT USUALLY ASKED:
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1:
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
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2:
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
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Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
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4:
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
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Do you like to use post-it notes?
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Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
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Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
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Do you have freckles?
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Do you always smile for pictures?
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10:
What is your biggest pet peeve?
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11:
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
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14:
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
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15:
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
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16:
How many people have you slept with this week?
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17:
What size is your bed?
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18:
What is your Song of the week?
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19:
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
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20:
Do you still watch cartoons?
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Whats your least favorite movie?
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22:
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
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What do you drink with dinner?
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24:
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
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What is your favorite food?
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26:
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
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27:
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
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28:
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
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29:
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
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30:
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
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31:
Can you change the oil on a car?
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32:
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
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Ever ran out of gas?
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34:
Favorite kind of sandwich?
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35:
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
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36:
What is your usual bedtime?
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Are you lazy?
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38:
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
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39:
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
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40:
How many languages can you speak?
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41:
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
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42:
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
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43:
Are you stubborn?
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44:
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
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45:
Ever watch soap operas?
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Are you afraid of heights?
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Do you sing in the car?
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Do you sing in the shower?
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Do you dance in the car?
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50:
Ever used a gun?
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51:
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
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52:
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
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53:
Is Christmas stressful?
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54:
Ever eat a pierogi?
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55:
Favorite type of fruit pie?
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56:
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
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57:
Do you believe in ghosts?
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58:
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
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59:
Take a vitamin daily?
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60:
Wear slippers?
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61:
Wear a bath robe?
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What do you wear to bed?
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63:
First concert?
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64:
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
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Nike or Adidas?
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Cheetos Or Fritos?
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Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
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68:
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
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69:
Ever take dance lessons?
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70:
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
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71:
Can you curl your tongue?
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72:
Ever won a spelling bee?
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73:
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
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74:
Own any record albums?
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Own a record player?
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76:
Regularly burn incense?
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77:
Ever been in love?
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78:
Who would you like to see in concert?
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What was the last concert you saw?
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80:
Hot tea or cold tea?
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81:
Tea or coffee?
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82:
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
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83:
Can you swim well?
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84:
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
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85:
Are you patient?
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86:
DJ or band, at a wedding?
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87:
Ever won a contest?
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88:
Ever have plastic surgery?
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89:
Which are better black or green olives?
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Can you knit or crochet?
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91:
Best room for a fireplace?
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92:
Do you want to get married?
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If married, how long have you been married?
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Who was your HS crush?
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Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
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Do you have kids?
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Do you want kids?
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Whats your favorite color?
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Do you miss anyone right now?
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No credit due, I didn't make these up.
[video]
krabwatch:
finally an option that fits me
(via stormofthunder)
rockersdemon:
“I’m going to spoil the fffff flabberballs out of you, kay?”
I’m sorry I’m late with this.
(via geekygingerbread)
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
(via stormofthunder)
19sazzy97:
giggling because this is prolly going to happen just not with the mask huehuehue
you’re gonna earn that hoodie in no time at all, sir <3
yes that is makeup in the bottom left uwu
(via geekygingerbread)
hootaloo:
bowrll:
mortisreptus:
fireskink:
sweet-bitsy:
alltailnolegs:
mcsprankles:
idcsam:
shadow-pop:
whatisagorman:
snakelet:
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Source: babylizard, via vindictev)
Tentasey: Tentacle Fetish Pokemon
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via stormofthunder)
